how to sell your DRZ

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how to sell your DRZ

Postby shagzomatic » Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:53 pm

I've seen ads like this before, but it still makes me smile every time. :lol:

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/5409418289.html

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Re: how to sell your DRZ

Postby Sportbiker » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:21 pm

Haven't seen one like that before, pretty entertaining. I was waiting for the "land the runway model" comments but they never really came. Guess that wasn't part of the target customer segment.
Shitty planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Sportbiker's tips on what not to do when you want to sell something:
    Post an artistic picture where your bike takes up 5% of the area.
    "Price firm but willing to negotiate."